Thursday, 4 November 2010

caption reads... Old Man: what's that your wearing- Chanel Number 5? Moonlight Musk? Love Mist?
Old Lady Reply: Vicks.

Ok another day and same as any other day nothing out of the ordinary happened. Got up, went to work, returned home had coffee and spliff.

Today I decided I am going to say what really stresses me in life and if you could just hit the delete key and it was gone I would......
At my Number 1 spot would have to be the idiots that stand at the bottom of the aisles in Supermarkets.... why don't they move into the side where people can still easily get past them? another Supermarket moan is amount of people that block you from getting what you want as have to stand and read what ingredients are used..... I don't know about you but before picking something up I know if I like it or not.
In a close Second Place is the people that like to ram thing's down your throat as if thier life depends on it, unless a real life situation and life does really depend on it, nothing is that important.
Number 3 is waiting on a bus and every other bus appart from the one you are waiting on comes, but in saying that buses here (here being good old Dundee, Scotland) are shit just now as a new company took over and have no clue about how to run a bath never mind a bus service.
Number 4 is people who think they are better than others just 'cos they read some shit, I always find personal interaction a much better approach to various issues.
Number 5 would have to be Old People, they complain they get very little money and can't afford to heat thier homes properly but have several, sometimes more than once a day trips to the Bingo, imo keeping warm or playing a silly little game, there would be a clear winner for me, oh just while I am on Old People, what is the alleged smell that claims to be some kind of perfume really?...... do they make that themselves as smells totally awful :( for me personal favourite has always been Vanderbelt mmmmmmmm.

I am sure I may think of some more things at a later date, but it's late and I need some sleep.

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